"Born in 1175 at Leinster, Ireland, my family struggled to make a living in the ashes of the Norman Invasion and subsequent changes of power. As the place of my birth became an English stronghold, I at first sold handpies laced with emetic herbs to the workmen building Dublin Castle, then later gathered rotten eggs to be thrown at the newly-appointed Lord Mayor. One can only imagine what I could have done had I known about gunpowder."
Order of the Argent Lamp (Osprey)
Order of Wulfgar's Wife (closed order)